| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #772 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #1562 | Daffy Taffy | 7 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #596 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #470 | ball | 13 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #1345 | candy cane | 24 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #226 | kite | 34 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #455 | possessed top | 12 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #521 | stuffed alien blob | 12 |
| #375 | stuffed doppelshifter | 39 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #595 | top | 8 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1132 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |
| #777 | yo-yo | 30 |