Yossarian

RankItemQuantity
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#772Crimboween memo14
#1562Daffy Taffy7
#1043MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech5
#596Spooky Surprise Egg11
#574Tiki lighter1
#10Unionize The Elves sign2
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#769aspirin1
#1082astronaut pants5
#470ball13
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#545can of fake snow1
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#1129candied yams7
#1345candy cane24
#2397candy stake3
#1514cheap plastic bottle opener2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#1025daisy1
#1012doll house3
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1347fire2
#3042gingerbread horror2
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#884killer rag doll2
#226kite34
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#2035pet rock2
#495petrified time1
#455possessed top12
#949prehistoric spear3
#866rag doll2
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#9red traffic cone1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1487spooky eggnog4
#1333spooky stuffing2
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#521stuffed alien blob12
#375stuffed doppelshifter39
#2120stuffing2
#576support cummerbund10
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1404tofurkey gravy5
#1611tofurkey leg4
#595top8
#2400toy crazy train1
#1072toy jet pack5
#2127toy mercenary1
#1342toy ray gun4
#517toy soldier3
#1722toy space helmet2
#892toy train2
#1132tree-eating kite19
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1147wheel2
#1159white candy heart1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#665yo13
#777yo-yo30

Wow, that's 428 items total!

what items are this player missing?