PowderedToastMan

RankItemQuantity
#181Ancient Saucehelm10
#287Angelhair Culottes4
#289Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#332Baron von Ratsworth's monocle32
#183Baron von Ratsworth's tophat12
#452Bling of the New Wave3
#1679Bonerdagon necklace3
#28Boris's ring40
#528Boss Bat bling6
#501Boss Bat britches29
#94Bram's choker1
#403Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air9
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#382Codpiece of the Goblin King20
#175Colander of Em-er'il10
#133Copper Alpha of Sincerity19
#1002Crown of the Goblin King24
#419Disco 'Fro Pick7
#76Dolphin King's crown49
#71Dr. Hobo's scalpel45
#390El Sombrero De Lopez6
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#397Glass Balls of the Goblin King6
#172Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob6
#531Iron Beta of Industry13
#32Jarlsberg's earring28
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#262La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez5
#254Lederhosen of the Night5
#405Lucky Surprise Egg10
#178Newman's Own Trousers6
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#869Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#318Retenez L'Herbe Paté6
#281Scalp of Gorgolok9
#20Sneaky Pete's breath spray43
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#90Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#65Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#50Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1944Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1799Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#618Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2343Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#438Volartta's bellbottoms3
#129baconstone bracelet6
#217baconstone pendant2
#1054badass belt51
#258beertini8
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#131carob chunk noodles17
#16cheap toaster65
#161chorizo brownies13
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#96fez of etymology4
#16fiberglass fetish1
#1857gingerbread bugbear7
#281herb brownies101
#65pants of the Slug Lord47
#149papaya slung13
#37porquoise bracelet7
#659really dense meat stack9
#808rib of the Bonerdagon2
#536ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon2
#120salty slug16
#736solid gold bowling ball21
#570stainless steel scarf6
#761stainless steel shillelagh6
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#1704stainless steel slacks2
#618stainless steel solitaire5
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#266stone of eXtreme power42
#751tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#406tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory5
#73tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer12
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#192tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer8
#215tiny die-cast Father Crimbo3
#43tiny die-cast Father Crimborg8
#245tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer7
#161tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer9
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#290tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer6
#605tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer3
#184tiny die-cast Swiss hen3
#225tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo3
#247tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#937tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#561tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#81tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree5
#499tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#129tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf10
#161tiny die-cast golden ring3
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#605tiny die-cast middle-management elf3
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#182tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#155tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf9
#175tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming3
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3076tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#6224tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#813tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#3952tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3881tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3073tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3909tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3890tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8208tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3972tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3977tiny plastic astronomer1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8122tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3962tiny plastic beanbat1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3922tiny plastic blooper1
#3952tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#6128tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6236tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1362tiny plastic disco bandit4
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3908tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6179tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4856tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6153tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3858tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6074tiny plastic killer bee2
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3969tiny plastic leprechaun4
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3835tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#6159tiny plastic mosquito2
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6131tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2641tiny plastic sauceror2
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3836tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#6165tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3859tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4479tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3870tiny plastic warwelf1
#3848tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#601toast1,424
#545tofurkey gravy16
#535tofurkey leg16
#132tomato daiquiri12
#144turtle totem472
#963valuable trinket57
#176white chocolate and tomato pizza14
#4wrought-iron widget2
#6wrought-iron wig2

Wow, that's 3,232 items total!

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