PowderedToastMan

RankItemQuantity
#181Ancient Saucehelm10
#286Angelhair Culottes4
#288Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#333Baron von Ratsworth's monocle32
#182Baron von Ratsworth's tophat12
#453Bling of the New Wave3
#1678Bonerdagon necklace3
#28Boris's ring40
#527Boss Bat bling6
#502Boss Bat britches29
#94Bram's choker1
#404Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air9
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#381Codpiece of the Goblin King20
#174Colander of Em-er'il10
#132Copper Alpha of Sincerity19
#1003Crown of the Goblin King24
#419Disco 'Fro Pick7
#77Dolphin King's crown49
#71Dr. Hobo's scalpel45
#389El Sombrero De Lopez6
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#396Glass Balls of the Goblin King6
#171Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob6
#530Iron Beta of Industry13
#32Jarlsberg's earring28
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#261La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez5
#253Lederhosen of the Night5
#405Lucky Surprise Egg10
#177Newman's Own Trousers6
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#318Retenez L'Herbe Paté6
#280Scalp of Gorgolok9
#20Sneaky Pete's breath spray43
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#625Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#438Volartta's bellbottoms3
#129baconstone bracelet6
#217baconstone pendant2
#1054badass belt51
#258beertini8
#386bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#131carob chunk noodles17
#16cheap toaster65
#161chorizo brownies13
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#96fez of etymology4
#16fiberglass fetish1
#1858gingerbread bugbear7
#280herb brownies101
#65pants of the Slug Lord47
#149papaya slung13
#37porquoise bracelet7
#661really dense meat stack9
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#535ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon2
#120salty slug16
#735solid gold bowling ball21
#569stainless steel scarf6
#760stainless steel shillelagh6
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#618stainless steel solitaire5
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#266stone of eXtreme power42
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#406tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory5
#73tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer12
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#192tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer8
#215tiny die-cast Father Crimbo3
#43tiny die-cast Father Crimborg8
#245tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer7
#161tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer9
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#290tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer6
#605tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer3
#184tiny die-cast Swiss hen3
#225tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo3
#247tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#81tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree5
#500tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#129tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf10
#161tiny die-cast golden ring3
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#606tiny die-cast middle-management elf3
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#182tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#155tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf9
#175tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming3
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#601toast1,424
#545tofurkey gravy16
#535tofurkey leg16
#132tomato daiquiri12
#144turtle totem472
#963valuable trinket57
#176white chocolate and tomato pizza14
#4wrought-iron widget2
#6wrought-iron wig2

Wow, that's 3,232 items total!

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