| #182 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
| #287 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #289 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 32 |
| #183 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #28 | Boris's ring | 40 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #502 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #403 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #382 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #175 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
| #133 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 19 |
| #1002 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #77 | Dolphin King's crown | 49 |
| #71 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 45 |
| #390 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #535 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #778 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #788 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #172 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 6 |
| #531 | Iron Beta of Industry | 13 |
| #32 | Jarlsberg's earring | 28 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #262 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #254 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #405 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 10 |
| #178 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #988 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #315 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #281 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 9 |
| #20 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 43 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1810 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #622 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2346 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #129 | baconstone bracelet | 6 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #1055 | badass belt | 51 |
| #258 | beertini | 8 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #131 | carob chunk noodles | 17 |
| #16 | cheap toaster | 65 |
| #161 | chorizo brownies | 13 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #96 | fez of etymology | 4 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #280 | herb brownies | 101 |
| #65 | pants of the Slug Lord | 47 |
| #149 | papaya slung | 13 |
| #37 | porquoise bracelet | 7 |
| #660 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #120 | salty slug | 16 |
| #735 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #619 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #266 | stone of eXtreme power | 42 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #73 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 12 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 8 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #606 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3078 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #601 | toast | 1,424 |
| #545 | tofurkey gravy | 16 |
| #535 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #132 | tomato daiquiri | 12 |
| #144 | turtle totem | 472 |
| #963 | valuable trinket | 57 |
| #176 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 14 |
| #4 | wrought-iron widget | 2 |
| #6 | wrought-iron wig | 2 |