| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #158 | Atomic Pop | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #566 | CRIMBCO scrip | 340 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #901 | candy cane | 39 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #6 | chintzy noodle ring | 2,565 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #18 | coffin lid | 134 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #7 | foam noodle | 1,946 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1316 | fudgecule | 6 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2701 | golden ring | 4 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #822 | lollipop stick | 6 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #138 | negative lump | 706 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3566 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #604 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 75 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #79 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 324 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #800 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #32 | thought balloon | 10 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #351 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #2767 | unstable laser battery | 2 |
| #415 | white balloon | 8 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |