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RankItemQuantity
#22458-ball1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#155Brimstone Chicken Sandwich73
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#115Double Bacon Beelzeburger101
#121Holiday Fun!1
#143Jumbo Dr. Lucifer82
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#3900Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#119Lord of the Flies-sized fries99
#578M-24210
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#212Space Tours Tripple2
#767Spooky Surprise Egg4
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#1192astral mushroom1
#2045baconstone2
#5939badass belt3
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#307blue polka-dot oyster egg13
#123blue shell1
#917blue striped oyster egg5
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#4676box of sunshine9
#232broken carburetor1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#2875candied yams1
#2970candy cane5
#1783candy stake4
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1811corpsetini1
#89creepy doll head1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#766desiccated apricot1
#1475disassembled clover2
#344dishrag1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#968fancy chocolate3
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#450fricasseed brains1
#2871fruitcake2
#2297fuzzy dice3
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#3042gingerbread horror2
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#734grue egg omelette1
#533guano coffee cup1
#1934hamethyst2
#5199handful of confetti1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#484lavender paisley oyster egg7
#164lavender plastic oyster egg20
#560lavender polka-dot oyster egg5
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#666maple syrup3
#1323marzipan skull1
#180massive sitar1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#524mauve striped oyster egg8
#898mind flayer corpse1
#290munchies pill1
#628ninja mop1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#2436oozenog1
#411orange-frosted astral cupcake2
#1028oyster basket3
#495petrified time1
#332phish stick3
#387pink-frosted astral cupcake2
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#2213porquoise1
#489potted fern1
#448poultrygeist1
#560poutine3
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#611puce plastic oyster egg6
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#311red paisley oyster egg10
#194red plastic oyster egg20
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#611rice bowl1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#856royal jelly1
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#541snake10
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#681sparkler9
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#730spooky cosmetics bag3
#1948spooky eggnog3
#357spork4
#81stone turtle1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#137temperance whiskey1
🥇time sleigh1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#626tiny ninja sword1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#795tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#8251tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#8129tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#668toast1,241
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#3145tree-eating kite1
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#435tropical orchid3
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2167valuable trinket3
#258vodka stratocaster1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#967yellow plastic oyster egg6

Wow, that's 2,000 items total!

what items are this player missing?