| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #155 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 73 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #115 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 101 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #143 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 82 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #119 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 99 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #212 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #767 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #307 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4673 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #484 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #164 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #560 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #664 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #411 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #560 | poutine | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #194 | red plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #680 | sparkler | 9 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #357 | spork | 4 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #668 | toast | 1,241 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #435 | tropical orchid | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |