| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #65 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #15 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 4,086 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #9 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 154 |
| #42 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #4 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 391 |
| #6 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 394 |
| #25 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 4 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #44 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 4 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 7 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Hodgman's blanket | 452 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #49 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #47 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #49 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #6 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 429 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #840 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1168 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1073 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #451 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #489 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| #554 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #2349 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 333 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #80 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #14 | book of facts | 7 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #14 | bottle of Crimbognac | 70 |
| #939 | box of sunshine | 271 |
| #76 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #66 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #25 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #19 | boxed bat wings | 4 |
| #6 | boxed gumball machine | 20 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #5 | carnivorous potted plant | 19 |
| #5 | cloning kit | 1,000 |
| #32 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #7 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2,013 |
| #33 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #27 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 2 |
| #176 | donated booze | 63 |
| #173 | donated candy | 74 |
| #176 | donated food | 70 |
| 🥈 | drive-by shooting | 235 |
| 🥇 | electric pants | 475 |
| #84 | ert grey goo ring | 11 |
| #8 | extra-greasy slider | 1,000 |
| #11 | festive egg sac | 15 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #14 | glittery mascara | 4,061 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #30 | hair spray | 1,528 |
| #27 | handful of hand chalk | 4,434 |
| #45 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #11 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1,000 |
| #7 | karma shawarma | 337 |
| #670 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #514 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #406 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #366 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #610 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #75 | metal meteoroid | 6 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #48 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #55 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥉 | pair of candy glasses | 250 |
| #15 | potato alarm clock | 19 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #75 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| 🥇 | smooth velvet bra | 518 |
| #7 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1,989 |
| #5 | synthetic rock | 22 |
| #8 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 18 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #4 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 517 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #28 | twinkly wad | 92,026 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #82 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |