| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1370 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #331 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2145 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #520 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #746 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #67 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #2728 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1976 | box of sunshine | 69 |
| #229 | breath mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #4234 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #168 | figurine of a charred seal | 18 |
| #328 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2124 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1265 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #385 | old sweatpants | 194 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #36 | plexiglass pikestaff | 8 |
| #54 | plexiglass pith helmet | 5 |
| #52 | precision snowball | 3 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1742 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #79 | unused walkie-talkie | 12 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |