Museum :: Vino Vodka Sauce

Vino Vodka Sauce

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1435	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1433	5-ball	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#621	9-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#206	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#212	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#150	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#21	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#206	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#97	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#106	Jefferson wings	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#720	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#813	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#775	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#390	Misty Cape	1
#392	Misty Cloak	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#1568	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#21	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#770	Red Rover BB gun	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#14	Sasq™ watch	1
#126	Saturday Night Special	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#180	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#60	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#101	The Ring	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#148	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#125	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#160	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#363	a butt tuba	1
#127	accord ion	1
#69	accordion file	1
#118	accordionoid rocca	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#64	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#44	ancient calendar	1
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#230	ancient stone head	1
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#267	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#249	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#115	antique accordion	1
#165	antique beer	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#16	aquamariner's necklace	1
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#18	arm buzzer	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#386	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#120	autocalliope	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#429	balaclava	1
#110	balanced antler	1
#304	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#309	balloon sword	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#122	bar whip	1
#118	baritone accordion	1
#15	barrel beryl choker	1
#17	barrel beryl nose ring	1
#14	barrel beryl ring	1
#69	barrel gun	1
#39	barrelhead	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#97	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#152	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#27	bastard baster	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#329	batskin belt	1
#224	battered hubcap	1
#37	battery-powered drill	1
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#74	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#73	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#88	beaver punch (peach)	1
#93	beaver spear	1
#252	beavermouth	1
#569	beer bong	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#131	beer-battered accordion	1
#205	beer-soaked mop	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#40	bezoar ring	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#393	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#89	black belt	1
#117	black blade	1
#120	black cloak	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#667	black shield	1
#724	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#39	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#116	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#20	boilgun	1
#167	bone abacus	1
#113	bone bandoneon	1
#428	bone flute	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#170	book of matches	1
#66	boot knife	1
#104	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#1059	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#28	brass bung spigot	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#34	bread basket	1
#102	breadchucks	1
#36	breadwand	1
#58	broken beer bottle	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#139	brown paper bag mask	1
#137	brown paper pants	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#93	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#23	camouflage T-shirt	1
#98	can cannon	1
#592	can of maces	1
#164	can of starch	1
#104	candy knife	1
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#94	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#76	carob cannon	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#235	charming flute	1
#58	cheap cigar butt	70
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#39	chest barrel	1
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#252	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#521	chrome sword	1
#62	cigar box turtle	15
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#146	cold water bottle	1
#86	combat fan	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#522	corn holder	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#362	costume sword	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#138	cracker	1
#89	creepy doll head	1
#100	creepy voice box	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#28	crystalline reamer	1
#46	cuddly teddy bear	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#402	curmudgel	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#28	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#17	debonair deboner	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#374	denim axe	1
#48	dense meat crossbow	1
#62	dense meat staff	1
#82	dense meat sword	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#28	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#153	detective skull	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#85	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1843	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#343	dishrag	1
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#24	doll-eye amulet	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#23	double barreled barrel gun	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#78	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#133	dress pants	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#99	dripping meat sword	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#111	electric crutch	1
#127	elegant nightstick	1
#209	elephant stinger	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#131	enchanted handwarmer	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#539	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#27	expensive cigar	10
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#215	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#401	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#15	fiberglass fedora	1
#16	fiberglass fetish	1
#13	fiberglass fingerguard	1
#12	fiberglass foil	1
#12	fiberglass frock	1
#87	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#83	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#107	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#96	filthy child leash	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#529	fire poi	1
#39	first-aid pouch	1
#82	fish bazooka	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#80	fish stick	1
#13	fishin' hat	1
#86	fishy wand	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#147	flaming sword	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#170	flask flops	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#257	flimsy clipboard	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#80	floral-print skirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#265	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#232	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#253	frigid hankyū	1
#427	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#96	frozen turtle shell	1
#176	fudgecycle	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#196	furry green turtle	1
#85	furry kilt	1
#425	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#687	fuzzy busby	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#608	fuzzy montera	1
#640	ga-ga radio	1
#81	ganger bandana	1
#947	garish pinky ring	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#18	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
#23	ghast iron cleaver	1
#17	ghast iron codpiece	1
#16	ghast iron heater shield	1
#98	ghost accordion	1
#581	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#159	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#987	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#134	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#28	giant fishhook	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#201	giant gym membership card	1
#140	giant motorcycle boots	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#212	giant penguin keychain	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#117	giant spider leg	1
#77	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#186	giant turkey leg	1
#52	giant yellow hat	1
#45	gill rings	1
#19	gingerbeard	1
#210	gingham blouse	1
#88	glass gnoll eye	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#153	gnauga hide buckler	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#202	gnauga hide whip	1
#57	gnawed-up dog bone	1
#218	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#821	goat beard	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#158	goblin hunting spear	1
#184	gold crown	1
#391	gold lamé pants	1
#788	gold wedding ring	1
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#79	goulauncher	1
🥇	government-issued eyeshade	1
#60	grandfather watch	1
#76	grass whistle	1
#425	grassy cutlass	1
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#33	green cloth cap	1
#294	grilled mooseflank	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#102	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#390	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#88	guancertina	1
#275	guard turtle collar	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#97	half-melted spoon	1
#110	half-size scalpel	1
#322	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
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what items are this player missing?