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| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
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| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #506 | Knob Goblin perfume | 4 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #555 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #606 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #126 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 6 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #570 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #997 | awful poetry journal | 31 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #449 | bit-o-cactus | 4 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #529 | black striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #620 | candy brain | 3 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #435 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
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| #572 | dried face | 3 |
| #635 | drum machine | 2 |
| #43 | dusty animal skull | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #461 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #487 | filthy pestle | 2 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #263 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #305 | kumquat | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #315 | maple syrup | 15 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #542 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #189 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #290 | purple snowcone | 78 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #594 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #446 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #637 | smart skull | 10 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #894 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #606 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #500 | spork | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #286 | terrible poem | 2 |
| #1181 | thin black candle | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #835 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |