| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #69 | BURT | 429 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #88 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 16 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #348 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 6 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #140 | black velvet box | 4 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #167 | cheap toaster | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #647 | duct tape | 45 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #997 | filthy lucre | 27 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #170 | fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #986 | grue egg | 27 |
| #16 | hair of the calf | 26 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #856 | hobo nickel | 95 |
| #12 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 30 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #289 | old sweatpants | 253 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #146 | sealhide seal doll | 10 |
| #154 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #108 | synthetic dog hair pill | 2 |
| #333 | taco shell | 27 |
| #36 | tainted seal's blood | 13 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |