| #218 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
| #33 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #79 | Frosty's frosty mug | 25 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #35 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #254 | Newbiesport™ tent | 10 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #61 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 25 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #61 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 2 |
| #31 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 7 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1613 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #128 | crazy hobo notebook | 3 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #52 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 1 |
| #538 | decaying goldfish liver | 2 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #103 | extra-greasy slider | 25 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #162 | fishelada | 2 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #99 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 25 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #137 | ojo de pez burrito | 3 |
| #295 | pie man was not meant to eat | 3 |
| #71 | pocket wish | 10 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #91 | remaindered axe | 2 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #415 | skeleton key | 11 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #132 | spray paint | 59 |
| #127 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 7 |
| #964 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #61 | voodoo snuff | 25 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #88 | waterlogged wood | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |