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| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
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| #64 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
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| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
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| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
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| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
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| #85 | crude crudités | 1 |
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| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
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| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
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| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
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| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
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| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
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| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
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| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
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| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
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| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #238 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
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| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #59 | sweetened reindeer fat | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
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| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |