| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1079 | Valentine | 11 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #110 | borg sock monkey | 20 |
| #153 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 10 |
| #263 | buckyball | 20 |
| #194 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 10 |
| #81 | cyborg doll | 20 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #151 | gyroscope | 20 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #301 | martini | 10 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #1040 | monomolecular yo-yo | 20 |
| #241 | mylar scout drone | 20 |
| #614 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #224 | nanite-infested eggnog | 20 |
| #210 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 20 |
| #195 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 20 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #52 | roboduck-on-a-string | 20 |
| #763 | robotronic egg | 38 |
| #1479 | sawblade fragment | 38 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #863 | star | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #962 | stuffed gray blob | 20 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #53 | toy deathbot | 20 |
| #41 | toy maglev monorail | 20 |
| #1987 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |