| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1225 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #1044 | Angry Farmer candy | 32 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #383 | Oil of Parrrlay | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #190 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 25 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #561 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 17 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #483 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #290 | bugbear beanie | 22 |
| #269 | bugbear bungguard | 22 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #543 | candy brain | 4 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #346 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #407 | cocoa egg | 25 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1350 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #739 | green beer | 14 |
| #1194 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 15 |
| #863 | ice-cold fotie | 9 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1450 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #860 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2215 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #995 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 18 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #985 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #157 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |