| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #56 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 5 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #31 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #143 | Coinspiracy | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #14 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 4 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #161 | Dust bunny | 5 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 5 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 5 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Elf Guard honor present | 12 |
| #17 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 5 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #9 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| #19 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #220 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 117 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #5 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 370 |
| #26 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #1827 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #57 | Racisto Ruidoso | 8 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #23 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #39 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 17 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #529 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #539 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 5 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 64 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #26 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #87 | antique beer | 5 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #45 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #2643 | badass belt | 18 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1756 | box of sunshine | 89 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #46 | buffalo dime | 8 |
| #185 | bunny liver | 54 |
| #5 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #82 | cheer extractor | 6 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #281 | donated booze | 26 |
| #369 | donated candy | 13 |
| #466 | donated food | 3 |
| #906 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | gingerbread gavel | 2 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #67 | grilled mooseflank | 43 |
| #48 | gun parts | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #990 | handful of confetti | 42 |
| #107 | hunk of granite | 28 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #68 | meteorthopedic shoes | 2 |
| #70 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #82 | mysterious present | 7 |
| #9 | neg grog | 7 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #41 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #19 | pirate encryption key alpha | 4 |
| #23 | pirate encryption key bravo | 4 |
| #17 | pirate encryption key charlie | 4 |
| #22 | pirate encryption key delta | 4 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #59 | powdered toad horn | 6 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | shovelful of dirt | 24 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #165 | silent I | 2 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #22 | silent R | 4 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #70 | sprinkles | 1,118 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #61 | sweetened reindeer fat | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #606 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #122 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 160 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #135 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #109 | warehouse key | 8 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |