shootgun47

RankItemQuantity
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#56Booke of Vampyric Knowledge5
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#31Cocktails of the Age of Sail3
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#143Coinspiracy5
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#14Covert Ops for Kids1
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#104Crimbo candle2
#158Crimbo dinner1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#168Crimbosmopolitan1
#90Crimboysters Rockefeller4
#33Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)2
#64Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack2
#32Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate4
#161Dust bunny5
#241Eldritch snap1
#19Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts5
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
#34Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion5
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#33Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping3
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#21Elf Guard honor present12
#17Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo5
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#42FantasyRealm key1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#9Holiday Multitasking1
#19How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#220L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate117
#17Lava Miner's Daughter1
#19Law of Averages1
#5Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil370
#26Lil' Snowball Factory8
#1827Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet10
🥈LyleCo premium pickaxe1
🥈LyleCo premium rope1
#32Manual of Secret Door Detection1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#171My First Art of War1
#5Never Don't Stop Not Striving1
#15No Hats as Art1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#841Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#57Racisto Ruidoso8
#15Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
#23Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#39The Encyclopedia of Fruit3
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#45The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#48The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#562Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette7
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#989Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#36Thwaitgold chigger statuette10
#1163Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#208Thwaitgold metabug statuette2
#66Thwaitgold mosquito statuette17
#186Thwaitgold nymph statuette6
#529Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette8
#539Thwaitgold slug statuette5
#190Thwaitgold termite statuette64
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#112Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#29Trout Fishing in Loathing1
#26Twitching Television Tattoo2
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#87antique beer5
#86arse-a'fire elixir2
#45baby rigging snake2
#2643badass belt18
#253blue plastic baby1
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#437bow1
#1756box of sunshine89
#321breaded beer2
#208brilliant oyster egg1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#46buffalo dime8
#185bunny liver54
#5candy egg deviler1
#82cheer extractor6
#20consolation ribbon1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#87delicious star salad1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#281donated booze26
#369donated candy13
#466donated food3
#906enchanted leopard-print barbell7
#11fancy chess set1
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#45gingerbread gavel2
#215gleaming oyster egg1
#224glistening oyster egg1
#67grilled mooseflank43
#48gun parts5
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#990handful of confetti42
#107hunk of granite28
#39iFlail1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#198lustrous oyster egg1
#1004macaroni duck2
#212magnificent oyster egg1
#68meteorthopedic shoes2
#70mime army challenge coin1
#7mime pocket probe2
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#82mysterious present7
#9neg grog7
#241pearlescent oyster egg1
🥇perfectly fair coin1
#41pet anchor6
#24pirate encryption key (complete)1
#19pirate encryption key alpha4
#23pirate encryption key bravo4
#17pirate encryption key charlie4
#22pirate encryption key delta4
#136plain old beer1
#166porquoise bracelet2
#812potted cactus1
#59powdered toad horn6
#865sandwich of the gods8
#211scintillating oyster egg1
#113shovelful of dirt24
#69silent A1
#59silent C1
#57silent E1
#165silent I2
#69silent N1
#152silent O3
#212silent P1
#22silent R4
#69silent S1
#75silent V1
#186silent X1
#51silent beret1
#171silver shotgun shell2
#213slime-soaked brain1
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#35soul mask1
#70space jam toast1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
🥉spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#70sprinkles1,118
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#1334stray chihuahua1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#61sweetened reindeer fat1
#101the Crymbich Manuscript1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#606tiny die-cast middle-management elf3
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#890tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#477tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3364tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#3327tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#122tiny plastic golden gundam160
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1124tiny plastic moneybee2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1111tiny plastic mumblebee2
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#3157toast1
#135twitching time capsule2
#968untamable turtle2
#1544unusual disco ball1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#109warehouse key8
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#102yule pup1

Wow, that's 2,761 items total!

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