| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #56 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 5 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #30 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #142 | Coinspiracy | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 4 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #161 | Dust bunny | 5 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 5 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 5 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #31 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Elf Guard honor present | 12 |
| #19 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 5 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #220 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 117 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #5 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 370 |
| #25 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #4 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #57 | Racisto Ruidoso | 8 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #34 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #63 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 17 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #192 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 61 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #23 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #84 | antique beer | 5 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #46 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1760 | box of sunshine | 88 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #46 | buffalo dime | 8 |
| #173 | bunny liver | 54 |
| #82 | cheer extractor | 6 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #272 | donated booze | 26 |
| #356 | donated candy | 13 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| #905 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | gingerbread gavel | 2 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #66 | grilled mooseflank | 43 |
| #47 | gun parts | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #983 | handful of confetti | 42 |
| #70 | hunk of granite | 48 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | meteorthopedic shoes | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #82 | mysterious present | 7 |
| #9 | neg grog | 7 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #43 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #16 | pirate encryption key alpha | 4 |
| #19 | pirate encryption key bravo | 4 |
| #16 | pirate encryption key charlie | 4 |
| #15 | pirate encryption key delta | 4 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #59 | powdered toad horn | 6 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | shovelful of dirt | 44 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #22 | silent R | 4 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #71 | sprinkles | 1,118 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #59 | sweetened reindeer fat | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #115 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 160 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #127 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #106 | warehouse key | 8 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |