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| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #978 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
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| #2010 | Yummy Tummy bean | 36 |
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| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #525 | coconut shell | 50 |
| #918 | cranberries | 6 |
| #346 | delicious noodles | 3 |
| #486 | dwarf bread | 8 |
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| #384 | flirtatious feather | 14 |
| #231 | frightful feather | 44 |
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| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
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| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #847 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
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| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
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| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
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| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
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| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #849 | orange | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
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| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
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| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
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| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #4036 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2818 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4852 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1919 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |