| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #70 | Cerebral Cloche | 2 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #506 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #410 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #570 | black sword | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #838 | dense meat stack | 9 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #690 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #239 | peppermint tailings | 53 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #545 | plot hole | 103 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1691 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1587 | toast | 214 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |