| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #403 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #368 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 38 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1105 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 30 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #9 | Frogade | 411 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #55 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 438 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #1893 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #46 | Rainbow's Gravity | 4 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #64 | Spam Witch sammich | 1,011 |
| 🥇 | Thorny Toad trading card | 181 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #802 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 11 |
| #81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #190 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #57 | blood flower | 260 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #860 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #82 | bow | 5 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #706 | box of sunshine | 435 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #120 | brine | 127 |
| #84 | broken cellular phone | 88 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #17 | bunch of bananas | 348 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| 🥇 | chintzy turtle brooch | 9,904 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥉 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1,150 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #40 | colorful toad | 94 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #513 | disintegrating quill pen | 7 |
| #16 | disturbing fanfic | 52,623 |
| #441 | doll house | 11 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #171 | fancy chocolate | 15 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #9 | frog lip-print | 419 |
| #41 | gazing shoes | 2 |
| #31 | ghost cucumber | 848 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #37 | iron pasta spoon | 271 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #69 | kneecapping stick | 245 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #31 | mafia aria | 708 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #128 | marionette | 11 |
| #828 | metallic A | 10 |
| #141 | milk of magnesium | 12 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #678 | pet rock | 11 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #144 | pixellated candy heart | 115 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #153 | pretty bouquet | 13 |
| #920 | pretty flower | 30 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #183 | rag doll | 11 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #29 | scroll of pasta summoning | 515 |
| #139 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #239 | sock monkey | 11 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #84 | spooky hockey mask | 14 |
| #273 | spork | 6 |
| 🥇 | squashed frog | 490,410 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #10 | strange shiny disc | 613 |
| #808 | strawberry | 2 |
| #31 | stuffed Hodgman | 7 |
| #36 | stuffed dodecapede | 1,011 |
| #37 | support cummerbund | 224 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #559 | teddy bear | 11 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9,813 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 24,469 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #403 | top | 11 |
| #139 | toy soldier | 11 |
| #164 | toy train | 11 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #29 | vinegar | 848 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #675 | wolf mask | 11 |
| #234 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #43 | zombie pineal gland | 61 |