Telekar

RankItemQuantity
#183ASCII shirt12
#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#203Boris's key lime pie5
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#747CRIMBCO wine10
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#548Go-Wassail28
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#137aerated diving helmet1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#433asbestos apron1
#4406badass belt7
#2042ball1
#108bartender-in-the-box3
#690beholed bedsheet1
#548bejeweled cufflinks6
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#116big bundle of chamoix2
#74bishop cookie1
#28black catseye marble1
#311black pudding7
#464black spot1
#159blended frozen swill1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#241blue paisley oyster egg13
#58bottle of single-barrel whiskey15
#437bow1
#6714box of sunshine2
#68breaded beer6
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#155bumblebee marble1
#1889can of CRIMBCOLA2
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1674candied yams4
#2741candy cane6
#703candy kneecapping stick4
#755canteen of wine29
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#897corpse on the beach5
#854corpsedriver5
#1027corpsetini4
#486cranberry schnapps1
#113crotchety pants1
#126crown-shaped beanie2
#116decanter of fine Scotch2
#582distilled fortified wine3
#321dwarvish magazine3
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#877elven limbos gingerbread12
#1789elven cellocello8
#724elven moonshine12
#1396elven socks1
#1162festive holiday hat2
#2871fruitcake2
#132fruity girl swill1
#880ghost cucumber42
#2189gingerbread bugbear5
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#1189grue egg22
#734grue egg omelette1
#133hardened slime belt1
#78hardened slime hat2
#912herbal stuffing8
#1370herringcello13
#204hopping socks1
#29imitation crab zoea2
#977irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1071jawbruiser3
#571jerky coins30
#883knuckle sandwich16
#174lemonade marble1
#118letterman's jacket2
#975licorice garrote3
#325marshmallow flambé2
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1616oozenog3
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1352oyster basket2
#250pail51
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#332phish stick3
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#66poodle skirt4
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#35slime-covered speargun1
#129slime-soaked brain2
#204slime-soaked sweat gland1
#488soy cordial1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#61steely marble1
#3034stuffed angry cow15
#4009stuffed stinky gravy fairy10
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1348toast321
#1014tofurkey gravy8
#1390tofurkey leg5
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#125tropical swill1
#1104twitching claw4
#91willowy bonnet1
#615witch hat1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2

Wow, that's 912 items total!

what items are this player missing?