| #183 | ASCII shirt | 12 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #203 | Boris's key lime pie | 5 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #302 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #548 | Go-Wassail | 28 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #108 | bartender-in-the-box | 3 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #548 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #116 | big bundle of chamoix | 2 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #311 | black pudding | 7 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #241 | blue paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #58 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 15 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #68 | breaded beer | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #755 | canteen of wine | 29 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #116 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #321 | dwarvish magazine | 3 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #877 | elven limbos gingerbread | 12 |
| #1789 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #724 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #880 | ghost cucumber | 42 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1189 | grue egg | 22 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #912 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #1370 | herringcello | 13 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #29 | imitation crab zoea | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #571 | jerky coins | 30 |
| #883 | knuckle sandwich | 16 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #118 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #924 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #250 | pail | 51 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #66 | poodle skirt | 4 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1348 | toast | 321 |
| #1014 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |