| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #667 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #132 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 396 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #425 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 14 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 10 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 10 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 17 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #473 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #335 | magical pony: Uniquity | 4 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #742 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #897 | stuffed Meat | 52 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2332 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #1672 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #2706 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #433 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1893 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1417 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #718 | stuffed key | 78 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #576 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #936 | stuffed mink | 49 |
| #851 | stuffed monocle | 54 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1856 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #1466 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #1572 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #809 | stuffed teddy butler | 57 |
| #945 | stuffed tin of caviar | 49 |
| #1161 | stuffed treasure chest | 34 |
| #1612 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 9 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #57 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 11 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #118 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 7 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #951 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1615 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 2 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |