| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #700 | Valentine | 25 |
| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #318 | ball | 20 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #336 | blood flower | 25 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1463 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #633 | candy stake | 10 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #346 | doll house | 15 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #150 | duck-on-a-string | 14 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #672 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #517 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #778 | fire | 6 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #507 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #161 | kite | 50 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #559 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #72 | marionette | 15 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #521 | pet rock | 15 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #191 | pixellated candy heart | 97 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #346 | pretty bouquet | 5 |
| #1032 | pretty flower | 19 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #124 | rag doll | 15 |
| #770 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| 🥇 | ruby W | 104,207 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #438 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #164 | sock monkey | 15 |
| #175 | spectral pickle | 110 |
| #301 | spooky eggnog | 15 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #573 | squashed frog | 12 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
| #467 | string of green beads | 25 |
| #461 | string of red beads | 25 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #290 | stuffed doppelshifter | 50 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #441 | teddy bear | 15 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #915 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #297 | top | 15 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #98 | toy soldier | 15 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1277 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #872 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |
| #863 | yo-yo | 25 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |