| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #706 | Amulet of Yendor | 22 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #387 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 22 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #571 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #537 | Spam Witch sammich | 39 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2311 | badass belt | 22 |
| #528 | bag of airline peanuts | 56 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #4674 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #1038 | brick | 28 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #537 | clown hammer | 52 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #682 | defective skull | 26 |
| #1649 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #537 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 53 |
| #473 | fake fake vomit | 70 |
| #945 | fake hand | 19 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #532 | jazz soap | 55 |
| #628 | joybuzzer | 46 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #471 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 64 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #198 | meat from yesterday | 11 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | one-winged stab bat | 11 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #809 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 23 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #695 | rubber emo roe | 43 |
| #44 | sequined fez | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #351 | stuffed dodecapede | 11 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #606 | toy jet pack | 12 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #712 | whoopie cushion | 42 |
| #556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 58 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #725 | yellow snowcone | 44 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |