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| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #32 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 5 |
| #50 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 10 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| 🥈 | Ax of L'rose | 2 |
| #67 | Batfellow comic | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #28 | BitterSweetTarts | 500 |
| #23 | Black Angus blackburger | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #74 | Crimbojito | 4 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #10 | Dark & Starry | 14 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #17 | Earring of Fire | 4 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #47 | Maxing, Relaxing | 11 |
| #34 | Mer-kin lipstick | 15 |
| 🥉 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 2 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #198 | O'RLY manual | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
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| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
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| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
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| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Psycho From The Heat | 3 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #96 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #576 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #28 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
| #26 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 2 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #86 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #767 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #325 | begpwnia | 3 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #412 | bite-me-red lipstick | 23 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #63 | black eye shadow | 12 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #188 | black snake skin | 47 |
| #64 | black velvet box | 12 |
| #77 | blue tulip | 5 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #1122 | candy cane | 30 |
| #146 | canopic jar | 76 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #59 | carton of snake milk | 47 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #153 | chakra sludge | 7 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #121 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 13 |
| #313 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 6 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #26 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #34 | confiscated comic book | 100 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #68 | diluted makeup | 13 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #98 | electric copperhead potion | 8 |
| #86 | electric snakebite | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #18 | exotic orchid | 12 |
| #76 | expensive camera | 98 |
| #373 | fancy bath salts | 29 |
| #92 | [2426]fire flower | 11 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #197 | giant tube of black lipstick | 8 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #100 | glittery mascara | 21 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #89 | grim fairy tale | 2 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #43 | gummi snake | 23 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #162 | happiness | 18 |
| #41 | hare brush | 1 |
| #101 | heavy necklace chain | 2 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #77 | infrablack lipstick | 2 |
| #7 | jangly bracelet | 35 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #113 | leather bookmark | 3 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #15 | long-stemmed rose | 145 |
| #518 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #174 | massive gemstone | 12 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #171 | mood ring | 76 |
| #230 | mummy wrapping | 94 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #85 | ninja eyeblack | 7 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #34 | perfect dark and stormy | 18 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #17 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| #107 | poppy | 13 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #328 | pretty flower | 500 |
| #49 | rattler gland | 1 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #35 | red foxglove | 11 |
| #86 | red tulip | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #86 | rose | 87 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #69 | sewer snake | 10 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #278 | shiny stones | 9 |
| #24 | silent A | 3 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #96 | smellbook | 4 |
| #249 | snake | 35 |
| #15 | snake oil | 140 |
| #271 | snake shield | 2 |
| #24 | snakebite | 4 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1113 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #286 | tin magnolia | 9 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #197 | white candygram | 2 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #101 | white tulip | 2 |