| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #30 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 150 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #11 | Cloaca grenade | 3,243 |
| #90 | Cloaca-Cola | 545 |
| #58 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 53 |
| #129 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 18 |
| #48 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 63 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #27 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 105 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #24 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 150 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #109 | Hodgman's blanket | 12 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #170 | Instant Karma | 67 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #49 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 14 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #128 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 601 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #1002 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #24 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 150 |
| 🥇 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 517 |
| #92 | Rock Pops | 583 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #133 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,723 |
| 🥉 | Zombo's empty eye | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #45 | antique hand mirror | 361 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #69 | astronaut ice-cream | 7 |
| 🥈 | basic meat skirt | 2,445 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #816 | blood flower | 6 |
| #4 | booty chest charrrm | 14,144 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #458 | box of sunshine | 766 |
| #130 | candied yams | 60 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #11 | chintzy noodle ring | 510 |
| #15 | chintzy saucepan earring | 324 |
| #7 | chintzy seal pendant | 476 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1026 | club necklace | 7 |
| #30 | cup of infinite pencils | 30 |
| #184 | delicious salad | 266 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #58 | diving muff | 4 |
| #38 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 331 |
| #283 | filthy lucre | 121 |
| #87 | flaming glowsticks | 6 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #107 | green candy heart | 358 |
| #133 | green candygram | 4 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #88 | hobo nickel | 3,189 |
| #112 | lavender candy heart | 355 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #59 | mushroom fermenting solution | 114 |
| #211 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 36 |
| #150 | orange candy heart | 325 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #127 | pink candy heart | 348 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | pink glowstick | 46 |
| 🥇 | plastic cup of beer | 8,316 |
| #207 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #39 | rhesus monkey | 32 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #986 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #247 | stick of "gum" | 8 |
| #3307 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #4247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #2601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4311 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1247 | toast | 384 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #323 | white candy heart | 92 |
| #159 | white candygram | 3 |
| #173 | yellow candy heart | 319 |