| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #30 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 150 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #11 | Cloaca grenade | 3,243 |
| #89 | Cloaca-Cola | 545 |
| #58 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 53 |
| #128 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 18 |
| #47 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 63 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #25 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 105 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #24 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 150 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #110 | Hodgman's blanket | 12 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #163 | Instant Karma | 67 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #47 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 14 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #128 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 601 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #24 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 150 |
| 🥇 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 517 |
| #91 | Rock Pops | 583 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #132 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,723 |
| 🥉 | Zombo's empty eye | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #45 | antique hand mirror | 361 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #69 | astronaut ice-cream | 7 |
| 🥈 | basic meat skirt | 2,445 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #814 | blood flower | 6 |
| #4 | booty chest charrrm | 14,144 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #457 | box of sunshine | 766 |
| #130 | candied yams | 60 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #11 | chintzy noodle ring | 510 |
| #15 | chintzy saucepan earring | 324 |
| #7 | chintzy seal pendant | 476 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #30 | cup of infinite pencils | 30 |
| #184 | delicious salad | 266 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #58 | diving muff | 4 |
| #38 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 331 |
| #283 | filthy lucre | 121 |
| #87 | flaming glowsticks | 6 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #107 | green candy heart | 358 |
| #133 | green candygram | 4 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #88 | hobo nickel | 3,189 |
| #112 | lavender candy heart | 355 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #59 | mushroom fermenting solution | 114 |
| #210 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 36 |
| #149 | orange candy heart | 325 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #127 | pink candy heart | 348 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | pink glowstick | 46 |
| 🥇 | plastic cup of beer | 8,316 |
| #206 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #39 | rhesus monkey | 32 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #985 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #247 | stick of "gum" | 8 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1245 | toast | 384 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #322 | white candy heart | 92 |
| #158 | white candygram | 3 |
| #171 | yellow candy heart | 319 |