| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo salad | 10 |
| #852 | Crown of the Goblin King | 29 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #94 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #104 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 16 |
| #122 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 14 |
| #106 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 15 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #133 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #198 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 5 |
| #80 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| 🥉 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 29 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #102 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 16 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #993 | awful poetry journal | 32 |
| #67 | blue class ring | 79 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #287 | burst hellseal brain | 20 |
| #415 | casino pass | 6 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #69 | crazy hobo notebook | 17 |
| #58 | decomposed boot | 29 |
| #646 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #894 | disturbing fanfic | 47 |
| #229 | dollar-sign bag | 3 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #363 | dwarvish magazine | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #300 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 41 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #55 | extremely confusing manual | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #209 | fancy seashell necklace | 71 |
| #1015 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #261 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| #29 | gob of wet hair | 2,292 |
| #134 | gold crown | 5 |
| #228 | gold wedding ring | 35 |
| #183 | green clay bead | 68 |
| #81 | half of a gold tooth | 56 |
| #836 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #111 | handful of tips | 6 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #29 | hemp candy necklace | 17 |
| #191 | huge gold coin | 18 |
| #111 | imp unity ring | 43 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #101 | little black book | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #130 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #161 | pink clay bead | 125 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #161 | purple clay bead | 28 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #62 | red book | 8 |
| #56 | red class ring | 424 |
| #495 | saucepan | 83 |
| #71 | short writ of habeas corpus | 6 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #42 | slime convention coupons | 6 |
| #43 | slime convention flyers | 6 |
| #31 | slime convention swag bag | 27 |
| #46 | slime convention t-shirt | 6 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1181 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1198 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #433 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #358 | stuffed martini | 27 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1138 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1149 | stuffed monocle | 37 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1454 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1162 | stuffed tin of caviar | 37 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #285 | terrible poem | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 4 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 4 |
| #160 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 4 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 15 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 6 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 206 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #664 | towel | 12 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #164 | useless powder | 1,240 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #61 | white class ring | 255 |