| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #79 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo salad | 10 |
| #856 | Crown of the Goblin King | 29 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #96 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #49 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #106 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 16 |
| #124 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 14 |
| #108 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 15 |
| #156 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #136 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #384 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 5 |
| #81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| 🥉 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 29 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #104 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 16 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #993 | awful poetry journal | 32 |
| #68 | blue class ring | 79 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #291 | burst hellseal brain | 20 |
| #416 | casino pass | 6 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #366 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #103 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #70 | crazy hobo notebook | 17 |
| #58 | decomposed boot | 29 |
| #642 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #895 | disturbing fanfic | 47 |
| #231 | dollar-sign bag | 3 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #364 | dwarvish magazine | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #302 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 41 |
| #55 | extremely confusing manual | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #208 | fancy seashell necklace | 71 |
| #1017 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #262 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| 🥇 | gob of wet hair | 144,940 |
| #137 | gold crown | 5 |
| #232 | gold wedding ring | 35 |
| #185 | green clay bead | 68 |
| #81 | half of a gold tooth | 56 |
| #844 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #111 | handful of tips | 6 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #27 | hemp candy necklace | 17 |
| #192 | huge gold coin | 18 |
| #112 | imp unity ring | 43 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #101 | little black book | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #429 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #365 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #131 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #165 | pink clay bead | 125 |
| #849 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #165 | purple clay bead | 28 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #63 | red book | 8 |
| #56 | red class ring | 424 |
| #496 | saucepan | 83 |
| #73 | short writ of habeas corpus | 6 |
| #42 | slime convention coupons | 6 |
| #43 | slime convention flyers | 6 |
| #31 | slime convention swag bag | 27 |
| #46 | slime convention t-shirt | 6 |
| #1190 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #5209 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1203 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #162 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #437 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4312 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #363 | stuffed martini | 27 |
| #7005 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1142 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1156 | stuffed monocle | 37 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #5347 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2256 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3459 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4592 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1459 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1169 | stuffed tin of caviar | 37 |
| #5784 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #286 | terrible poem | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4919 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 4 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 4 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2737 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 4 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 15 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 12 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 211 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 4 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2564 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #666 | towel | 12 |
| #165 | useless powder | 1,240 |
| #171 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #61 | white class ring | 255 |