| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo salad | 10 |
| #856 | Crown of the Goblin King | 29 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #96 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #105 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 16 |
| #123 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 14 |
| #107 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 15 |
| #156 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #136 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 5 |
| #81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| 🥉 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 29 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #103 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 16 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #992 | awful poetry journal | 32 |
| #68 | blue class ring | 79 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #290 | burst hellseal brain | 20 |
| #416 | casino pass | 6 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #69 | crazy hobo notebook | 17 |
| #58 | decomposed boot | 29 |
| #642 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #895 | disturbing fanfic | 47 |
| #231 | dollar-sign bag | 3 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #364 | dwarvish magazine | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #302 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 41 |
| #55 | extremely confusing manual | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #208 | fancy seashell necklace | 71 |
| #1018 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #261 | fuzzy busby | 12 |
| 🥇 | gob of wet hair | 144,940 |
| #137 | gold crown | 5 |
| #231 | gold wedding ring | 35 |
| #185 | green clay bead | 68 |
| #81 | half of a gold tooth | 56 |
| #842 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #111 | handful of tips | 6 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #27 | hemp candy necklace | 17 |
| #192 | huge gold coin | 18 |
| #112 | imp unity ring | 43 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #101 | little black book | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #429 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #363 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #130 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #165 | pink clay bead | 125 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #165 | purple clay bead | 28 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #63 | red book | 8 |
| #56 | red class ring | 424 |
| #496 | saucepan | 83 |
| #72 | short writ of habeas corpus | 6 |
| #42 | slime convention coupons | 6 |
| #43 | slime convention flyers | 6 |
| #31 | slime convention swag bag | 27 |
| #46 | slime convention t-shirt | 6 |
| #1186 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1201 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #435 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 16 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4311 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #362 | stuffed martini | 27 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1140 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1153 | stuffed monocle | 37 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3457 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1457 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1165 | stuffed tin of caviar | 37 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #286 | terrible poem | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 4 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 4 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 4 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 15 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 12 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 211 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 4 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #666 | towel | 12 |
| #165 | useless powder | 1,240 |
| #172 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #61 | white class ring | 255 |