| #9 | 99.44% pure math | 23 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #23 | Blatantly Canadian | 1,337 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2230 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #15 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #7 | broken skull | 31,337 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #556 | coconut shell | 40 |
| #5 | dead guy's memento | 12 |
| 🥈 | dead guy's watch | 48,976 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #194 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 5 |
| #510 | dry noodles | 104 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #152 | grog | 14 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #10 | lifeless meat doll | 28 |
| #568 | little paper umbrella | 56 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #464 | magical ice cubes | 68 |
| #5 | meat from yesterday | 10,101 |
| #198 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #34 | pixel stopwatch | 2 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #685 | scrumptious reagent | 25 |
| #105 | short calculator | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #414 | stone of eXtreme power | 23 |
| #5 | sunken chest | 21,488 |
| #317 | support cummerbund | 23 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic The Man | 163 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #66 | white Canadian | 74 |
| #890 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |