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| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #23 | Blatantly Canadian | 1,337 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #14 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #15 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8 | broken skull | 31,337 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #561 | coconut shell | 40 |
| #5 | dead guy's memento | 12 |
| 🥇 | dead guy's watch | 83,089 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #195 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 5 |
| #516 | dry noodles | 104 |
| #1690 | eggnog | 5 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1780 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #153 | grog | 14 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #10 | lifeless meat doll | 28 |
| #575 | little paper umbrella | 56 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #471 | magical ice cubes | 68 |
| #5 | meat from yesterday | 10,101 |
| #197 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #34 | pixel stopwatch | 2 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| 🥉 | repaid diaper | 1 |
| #684 | scrumptious reagent | 25 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #106 | short calculator | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #412 | stone of eXtreme power | 23 |
| 🥉 | sunken chest | 27,448 |
| #317 | support cummerbund | 23 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic The Man | 163 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #66 | white Canadian | 74 |
| #891 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |