| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #169 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 5 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #18 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #409 | Chroner | 31 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #1491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #573 | Drowsy Sword | 32 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #94 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #74 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 20 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #18 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #59 | Othello's dagger | 3 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #72 | Othello's military jacket | 2 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #107 | SPF 451 lip balm | 21 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #26 | Wax Flask | 68 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #106 | ancient calendar fragment | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #86 | blue tulip | 3 |
| #57 | borrowed time | 11 |
| #1084 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #93 | brain preservation fluid | 4 |
| #257 | bread line | 4 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #318 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #21 | crown-shaped beanie | 13 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #96 | death blossom | 5 |
| #91 | diluted makeup | 6 |
| #57 | discarded swimming trunks | 5 |
| #75 | ear poison | 84 |
| #24 | eldritch distillate | 5 |
| #229 | eldritch effluvium | 56 |
| #50 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #118 | freezin' bindle | 5 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #64 | frost flower | 5 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #163 | ghost of a necklace | 35 |
| #128 | gladiator tunica | 2 |
| #241 | gold wedding ring | 33 |
| #124 | hamlet sandwich | 56 |
| #1601 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #122 | haunted bindle | 2 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #66 | letterman's jacket | 4 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #96 | mojo filter | 21 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #123 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #62 | pewter claymore | 9 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #66 | poodle skirt | 4 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #34 | pteruges | 2 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #37 | screwdriver | 185 |
| #647 | solid gold bowling ball | 25 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #132 | stained mattress | 7 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #13 | sugar bunny | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #132 | wind-up ensign | 2 |
| #107 | wind-up owl | 3 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |