| #49 | Adventurer bobblehead | 4 |
| #64 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 2 |
| #124 | Ancient Protector Soda | 3 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #289 | Bonerdagon necklace | 38 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #35 | Carpathian longsword | 68 |
| #28 | Chroner | 2,844 |
| #44 | Clara's bell | 17 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #60 | Crimbo salad | 8 |
| #522 | Crown of the Goblin King | 48 |
| #42 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #459 | Drowsy Sword | 41 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #32 | El Vibrato restraints | 19 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #17 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 16 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #25 | Glenn's golden dice | 5 |
| #32 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 23 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #49 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #39 | Liam's mail | 49 |
| #27 | License To Kill | 2 |
| #656 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 41 |
| #120 | Misty Cape | 18 |
| #131 | Misty Cloak | 13 |
| #127 | Misty Robe | 19 |
| #20 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 8 |
| #34 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 96 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #40 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 4 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #41 | Spookyraven signet | 74 |
| #30 | Stephen's lab coat | 17 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #37 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 71 |
| #74 | Victor's Spoils | 2 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #42 | antique machete | 50 |
| #1085 | badass belt | 50 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #7 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 2 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #27 | burnt snowpants | 101 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #256 | commemorative war stein | 161 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #146 | cool whip | 49 |
| #52 | duonoculars | 8 |
| #34 | eldritch alignment spray | 30 |
| #8 | eldritch concentrate | 11 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #50 | eldritch effluvium | 4,923 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #369 | fancy seashell necklace | 8 |
| #37 | fleshy lump | 68 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #40 | frigid derringer | 87 |
| #245 | fuzzy busby | 13 |
| #167 | fuzzy earmuffs | 19 |
| #167 | fuzzy montera | 18 |
| #129 | ghost of a necklace | 50 |
| #414 | giant discarded bottlecap | 12 |
| #529 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #255 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 18 |
| #347 | giant pinky ring | 47 |
| #45 | giant spider leg | 8 |
| #91 | glass of bourbon | 6 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #119 | goblin water | 3 |
| #187 | gold wedding ring | 50 |
| #985 | handful of confetti | 42 |
| #33 | haunted bindle | 90 |
| #107 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #86 | hot plate | 50 |
| #99 | imp unity ring | 50 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #117 | liquid ice | 3 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #860 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #49 | pr0n taco | 19 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #39 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 2 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #518 | shiny ring | 50 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #40 | smoldering bagel punch | 58 |
| #390 | solid gold bowling ball | 48 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #139 | spooky bicycle chain | 14 |
| #145 | spooky cosmetics bag | 14 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #36 | standards and practices guide | 85 |
| #115 | still-beating spleen | 6 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #55 | tie-dyed fannypack | 11 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #132 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #101 | wand of pigification | 8 |
| #257 | wrench bracelet | 14 |