| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #38 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 193 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #548 | Crimbuck | 1,984 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #52 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 104 |
| #221 | Microplushie: Bropane | 62 |
| #166 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 26 |
| #152 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 38 |
| #161 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 17 |
| #156 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 66 |
| #193 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 77 |
| #151 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 9 |
| #159 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 44 |
| #176 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 91 |
| #201 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 45 |
| #217 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 55 |
| #174 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #78 | Mr. Haggis | 55 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #4 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 10,000 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 953 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #16 | Valentine | 10,000 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #73 | actual reality goggles | 48 |
| #52 | airblaster gun | 117 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #9 | antique accordion | 151 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | beet | 1 |
| 🥈 | black facepaint | 11,000 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #34 | bone abacus | 67 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #59 | candied bolts | 13 |
| #93 | candied nuts | 9 |
| #642 | candied yams | 14 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #105 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #64 | confusing LED clock | 172 |
| #1266 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #89 | dinner roll | 1 |
| #8 | divine cracker | 1,789 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #240 | fat loot token | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #46 | goat cheese pizza | 338 |
| #54 | haggis socks | 103 |
| #54 | haggis-infused soap | 177 |
| #63 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 102 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #581 | heart necklace | 12 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1014 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #45 | home robotics kit | 105 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #5 | incredible pizza | 205 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #45 | magicberry tablets | 199 |
| #54 | magnetic sculpture kit | 57 |
| 🥇 | meat paste | 16,777,215 |
| #18 | meat stack | 740,510 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #59 | old school calculator watch | 103 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #362 | pack of KWE trading card | 9 |
| #88 | petit 4.1 | 7 |
| #150 | pile of useless robot parts | 8 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| 🥈 | pufferfish spine | 700 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #27 | spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #1660 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #1985 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 25 |
| #1924 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #2016 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #2286 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2122 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1541 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #1409 | stuffed scary death orb | 37 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1713 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #1619 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1731 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2933 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| 🥈 | stuffed yeti | 666 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6,666 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic angry goat | 215 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7,423 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #149 | toast | 11,071 |
| #1100 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #91 | wad of dough | 1,088 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #108 | whole turkey leg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yeti fur | 666,666 |