ianlafo

RankItemQuantity
#816Amulet of Yendor16
#934Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#501Cloaca grenade30
#201Cloaca-Cola202
#456Cloaca-Cola c-rations8
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#168Cloaca-Cola knapsack18
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#1681Crimboween memo4
#604Dyspepsi grenade20
#336Dyspepsi-Cola201
#268Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations11
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#198Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack16
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#44March hat1
#403Meat detector1
#1332Mob Penguin cellular phone7
#65Mohawk wig230
#35Ms. Accessory1
#33Penultimate Fantasy chest2,027
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#80amulet of extreme plot significance255
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#451aspirin2
#1849baby killer bee1
#2043ball1
#2125barrrnacle1
#663bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#522bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#157black paisley oyster egg27
#348black plastic oyster egg14
#178black polka-dot oyster egg28
#463black snowcone6
#272black striped oyster egg18
#334bloody beer40
#170blue snowcone112
#333blundarrrbus1
#163bow3
#150bowl of lucky charms5
#318brass stinger1
#213can of fake snow2
#1700can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#2359candied yams2
#1433candy cane22
#2398candy stake3
#579cheap plastic bottle opener11
#409chocolate spurs1
#1050cocoa egg2
#64cocoa eggshell fragment1,309
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1094defective skull8
#1640doll house1
#472dry noodles142
#1979drywall axe1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#311dusty left fourth rear claw1
#305dusty left thumb1
#288dusty right first rib1
#298dusty right sixth rib1
#304dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#288dusty third thoracic vertebra1
#293dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#655eggnog27
#870empty blowgun1
#1181encoder ring1
#832explosion-flavored chewing gum27
#255eye-pod2
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1009fake fake vomit22
#849fake hand24
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#515fancy chocolate6
#466felt19
#1004fruitcake19
#4735fuzzy dice1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#1173ghuol egg2
#837gingerbread bugbear27
#3042gingerbread horror2
#60glowing red eye420
#248googly eye59
#882green balloon1
#919green beer10
#550green snowcone8
🥈green traffic cone1
#4476grue egg2
#1647hamethyst3
#1291herbal stuffing5
#441hypodermic needle3
#134imitation nice watch1
#1166jazz soap12
#830joybuzzer30
#2060kite1
#1425kneecapping stick3
#181lavender striped oyster egg11
#791lead necklace6
#242length of string49
#120leprechaun hatchling4
#373loaded serum blowgun11
#1223mafia aria9
#917magical ice cube with a fly in it24
#387magnifying glass1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#1086marionette1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#335meatcar model1
#199menorette1
#102metallic A693
#364moonglasses1
#272orange snowcone78
#1028oyster basket3
#396palm-frond toupee1
#847penguin skin13
#2716pet rock1
#1193pet rock "Groucho" disguise8
#1148pet rock "Snooty" disguise14
#155petrified time3
#77phonics down1,579
#71photoprotoneutron torpedo732
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#577piece of wedding cake7
#705pile of dusty animal bones1
#2213porquoise1
#846potato sprout2
#453prosthetic forehead3
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#611puce plastic oyster egg6
#274purple snowcone85
#1303rag doll1
#223red snowcone113
#416rewinged stab bat1
#76ridiculously huge sword262
#959rubber emo roe26
#83scroll of drastic healing1,317
#422severed rocking horse head1
#412shock collar1
#1347sock monkey1
#65soft green echo eyedrop antidote2,344
#1485spooky eggnog4
#170star starfish2
#81stone turtle1
#1577stuffed dodecapede1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#139stuffing60
#766sucky decal1
#106super-spiky hair gel1,211
#1225support cummerbund2
#1161teddy bear4
#125teddy bear sewing kit4
#577ten-leaf clover13
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#107tiny house2,583
#382tiny knife and fork1
#825tiny plastic Cheshire bat21
#2039tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#1476tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer6
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#850tiny plastic accordion thief6
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1308tiny plastic angry goat14
#1060tiny plastic baby gravy fairy17
#643tiny plastic barrrnacle26
#475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar9
#977tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball18
#1290tiny plastic cocoabo14
#1047tiny plastic coffee pixie17
#722tiny plastic disco bandit7
#884tiny plastic fuzzy dice20
#800tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick22
#716tiny plastic ghuol whelp24
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#924tiny plastic grue19
#1057tiny plastic hermit5
#774tiny plastic howling balloon monkey23
#856tiny plastic killer bee20
#1077tiny plastic leprechaun17
#1634tiny plastic levitating potato11
#1213tiny plastic mosquito15
#1045tiny plastic pastamancer5
#1022tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime17
#1021tiny plastic sauceror5
#1765tiny plastic seal clubber3
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2033tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton9
#893tiny plastic stab bat20
#1192tiny plastic star starfish15
#1416tiny plastic sweet nutcracker6
#849tiny plastic turtle tamer6
#862tiny shaker of salt2
#55titanium assault umbrella240
#848toast835
#2298tofurkey gravy2
#1884tofurkey leg3
#2070top1
#1841towel1
#1190toy soldier1
#892toy train2
#126toy wheel66
#315tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#932wooden block2
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1079x-ray specs7
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#945yellow snowcone29
#2365yo-yo1
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 18,542 items total!

what items are this player missing?