| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #262 | Amulet of Yendor | 87 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #293 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #71 | Boris's ring | 19 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #694 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #55 | Kentucky-style derby | 4 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #7 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1,499 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #37 | baconstone ring | 9 |
| #1606 | badass belt | 34 |
| #147 | bag of airline peanuts | 177 |
| #81 | bar skin | 218 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #28 | barskin hat | 60 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #834 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #307 | brick | 123 |
| #86 | broken skull | 571 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #180 | clown hammer | 155 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #5 | coffin lid | 585 |
| #69 | dead guy's watch | 172 |
| #209 | defective skull | 111 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #745 | easter egg balloon | 33 |
| #292 | encoder ring | 65 |
| #166 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 154 |
| #147 | fake fake vomit | 191 |
| #153 | fake hand | 172 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | fruitcake | 27,989 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #658 | giant pinky ring | 22 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #737 | grue egg | 36 |
| #52 | hamethyst ring | 5 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #226 | jazz soap | 124 |
| #163 | joybuzzer | 166 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #117 | loose teeth | 806 |
| #172 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 161 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #207 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 123 |
| #174 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 155 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #383 | pirate pelvis | 6 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #53 | porquoise ring | 5 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #191 | rubber emo roe | 157 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #57 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 131 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #482 | shiny ring | 53 |
| #105 | skeleton bone | 840 |
| #35 | smart skull | 1,026 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #46 | spiked femur | 148 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #69 | spooky shrunken head | 242 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #159 | whoopie cushion | 171 |
| #149 | wind-up chattering teeth | 174 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #257 | x-ray specs | 89 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #759 | yellow candy heart | 13 |
| #185 | yellow snowcone | 161 |
| #362 | zombie pineal gland | 12 |