| #103 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,805 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #270 | Bonerdagon necklace | 40 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #328 | Boss Bat britches | 42 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #163 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 37 |
| #207 | Cold Hots candy | 47 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #509 | Crown of the Goblin King | 49 |
| 🥉 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #62 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1,385 |
| #85 | Mylar balloon | 4 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #35 | Rock Pops | 1,644 |
| #231 | Senior Mints | 34 |
| #43 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2,158 |
| 🥇 | Trollhouse cookies | 460,531 |
| #1025 | Valentine | 12 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #242 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 63 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #67 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3,555 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #604 | badass belt | 81 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #109 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #439 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #540 | box of sunshine | 603 |
| #54 | candied kobold | 101 |
| #35 | candy cane | 1,659 |
| #9 | carob chunk cookies | 2,285 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #42 | dense meat stack | 500,000 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| 🥇 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1,563 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #47 | fortune cookie | 747 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #646 | giant discarded bottlecap | 7 |
| #110 | giant discarded plastic fork | 69 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #244 | giant pinky ring | 62 |
| #1396 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #1140 | grue egg | 23 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #48 | pile of candy | 159 |
| #69 | pixellated candy heart | 318 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #315 | pretty flower | 529 |
| #206 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #220 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #224 | stainless steel shillelagh | 14 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #132 | stainless steel solitaire | 14 |
| #145 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #45 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #11 | white chocolate chip cookies | 3,868 |
| #95 | white chocolate chips | 153 |
| #42 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |