| #14 | 18-picohertz resonator crystal | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #145 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #17 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #300 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #204 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #149 | corned beet | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #633 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #535 | donated booze | 1 |
| #526 | donated candy | 1 |
| #526 | donated food | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #299 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #322 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #61 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #28 | green rock candy | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #83 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #354 | negative lump | 3 |
| #168 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #151 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2923 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2393 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2925 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #1394 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2783 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2530 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |