| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #165 | Cloaca grenade | 100 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #124 | Crimboween memo | 66 |
| #130 | Dyspepsi grenade | 100 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #368 | Ent cider | 20 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #154 | barbed-wire fence | 50 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #557 | carbon nanotube frame | 19 |
| #77 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 123 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #257 | computronic processing unit | 14 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #152 | evil teddy bear | 101 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #549 | googly eye | 24 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #823 | length of string | 13 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #24 | penguin skin | 17,050 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #58 | pet rock | 108 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #247 | plot hole | 800 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #133 | toy crazy train | 70 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #259 | toy mercenary | 29 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #245 | tree-eating kite | 150 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #235 | yeti fur | 1,020 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |