| #75 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #117 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #22 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #151 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 51 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #698 | Rock Pops | 75 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #930 | Valentine | 15 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2175 | Yummy Tummy bean | 26 |
| #264 | abandoned candy | 2 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #44 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #15 | box of hickory chips | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #176 | boxing glove | 2 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #583 | brown sugar cane | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #165 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #18 | dark baconstone ring | 2 |
| #141 | death blossom | 2 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #23 | exotic parrot egg | 2 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #722 | fruitcake | 30 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #153 | green beer | 100 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #79 | ice harvest | 11 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #21 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 2 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #697 | marshmallow | 7 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #120 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #466 | penguin skin | 100 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #904 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #81 | snow berries | 8 |
| #32 | snow cleats | 1 |
| #63 | snow crab | 2 |
| #23 | snow fort | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #91 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #66 | spooky music box mechanism | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #121 | tasket | 5 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #189 | topiary nugglet | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #34 | toxic globule | 122 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #17 | toxo | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #83 | turtle voicebox | 2 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| #68 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |