| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #255 | Boris's key lime pie | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #414 | Go-Wassail | 42 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #212 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 4 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #452 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #685 | brine | 26 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #112 | discocktail | 59 |
| #319 | duct tape | 123 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #940 | empty agua de vida bottle | 30 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #226 | floaty sand | 96 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #938 | ghost cucumber | 37 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #1485 | grue egg | 17 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #792 | herringcello | 23 |
| #459 | jerky coins | 43 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #154 | star key lime pie | 6 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #1802 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1198 | toast | 426 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #913 | unstable DNA | 45 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #337 | yeti fur | 529 |