| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #113 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥈 | Carpathian longsword | 961 |
| #302 | Dolphin King's crown | 15 |
| #4 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1,660 |
| #9 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 14 |
| #14 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 11 |
| #5 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 9 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #217 | Instant Karma | 50 |
| #26 | Iron Beta of Industry | 278 |
| 🥉 | Jacob's rung | 504 |
| #14 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 5,374 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Liam's mail | 1,313 |
| #4 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 955 |
| #11 | My First Art of War | 59 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #77 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1,337 |
| #4 | Simepore slime | 250 |
| 🥉 | Spookyraven signet | 3,297 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Electric Range | 232 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 20 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 26 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 13 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 36 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 8 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 18 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 56 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 23 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #525 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1090 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 486 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 635 |
| 🥈 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 121 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥉 | Yorick | 69 |
| #26 | badass belt | 433 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| 🥉 | burnt snowpants | 804 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | cold mashed potatoes | 9,580 |
| #4 | crystalline cheer | 20,156 |
| #49 | electric copperhead potion | 52 |
| #55 | electric crutch | 5 |
| 🥈 | electric mushroom | 129 |
| #8 | electric snakebite | 108 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #6 | embezzler's oil | 126,476 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥇 | fleshy lump | 1,922 |
| 🥉 | fried air | 1,252 |
| 🥈 | frigid derringer | 2,017 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #8 | garbage juice slurpee | 39,243 |
| #5 | government requisition form | 985 |
| 🥉 | haunted bindle | 1,687 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #15 | lesser grodulated violet | 1,799 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #41 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 168 |
| 🥈 | mashed potatoes | 359 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #4 | pocket lint (green) | 13 |
| #56 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| 🥉 | programmable turtle | 1,141 |
| #6 | pygmy adder oil | 1,656 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | raw potato | 4,260 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #86 | replica bat-oomerang | 2 |
| #40 | residual chitin paste | 2 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #22 | shocked shell | 15 |
| 🥉 | smoldering bagel punch | 2,547 |
| 🥉 | standards and practices guide | 810 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7 | stuffed kraken | 49 |
| #76 | sword of static | 3 |
| #18 | tie-dyed fannypack | 75 |
| #12 | tin magnolia | 1,735 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Krampus | 64 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #71 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| 🥉 | wriggling severed nose | 32 |