| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥈 | Carpathian longsword | 961 |
| #300 | Dolphin King's crown | 15 |
| 🥉 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1,660 |
| #22 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 8 |
| #30 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 5 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #209 | Instant Karma | 50 |
| #22 | Iron Beta of Industry | 277 |
| #10 | Jacob's rung | 28 |
| #14 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 5,374 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Liam's mail | 1,311 |
| 🥉 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 955 |
| #11 | My First Art of War | 57 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #75 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1,337 |
| #4 | Simepore slime | 250 |
| 🥈 | Spookyraven signet | 2,984 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Electric Range | 232 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 20 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 26 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 13 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #114 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 36 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 8 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 18 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 56 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 23 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #593 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 435 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 635 |
| 🥈 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 121 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥉 | Yorick | 69 |
| #26 | badass belt | 432 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| 🥉 | burnt snowpants | 803 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | cold mashed potatoes | 9,501 |
| #263 | crystalline cheer | 276 |
| #49 | electric copperhead potion | 52 |
| #55 | electric crutch | 5 |
| #9 | electric snakebite | 101 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #5 | embezzler's oil | 126,476 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥇 | fleshy lump | 1,733 |
| 🥈 | fried air | 1,140 |
| 🥉 | frigid derringer | 1,832 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #8 | garbage juice slurpee | 39,243 |
| #4 | government requisition form | 985 |
| 🥉 | haunted bindle | 1,527 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #16 | lesser grodulated violet | 1,695 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #39 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 168 |
| 🥈 | mashed potatoes | 357 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #4 | pocket lint (green) | 13 |
| #55 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| 🥈 | programmable turtle | 1,141 |
| #6 | pygmy adder oil | 1,656 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | raw potato | 4,254 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #84 | replica bat-oomerang | 2 |
| #39 | residual chitin paste | 2 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #22 | shocked shell | 15 |
| 🥉 | smoldering bagel punch | 2,243 |
| 🥉 | standards and practices guide | 809 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7 | stuffed kraken | 49 |
| #75 | sword of static | 3 |
| #20 | tie-dyed fannypack | 75 |
| #13 | tin magnolia | 1,657 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Krampus | 64 |
| #72 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| 🥉 | wriggling severed nose | 32 |