| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| #53 | Cheer-Up soda | 15 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #416 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #41 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 51 |
| #624 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #732 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 2 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #1514 | Crimbuck | 175 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #690 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 4 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #482 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #212 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #197 | alien drugs | 9 |
| #85 | alien force field disruptor bean | 9 |
| #64 | alien protein powder | 3 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #97 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #145 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #96 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #20 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #116 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #14 | brown paper bag mask | 554 |
| #13 | brown paper pants | 920 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #96 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #95 | cheer-o-gram | 6 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #40 | chocolate Spider Queen | 1 |
| #84 | chocolate pasta spoon | 11 |
| #114 | chocolate saucepan | 7 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #40 | chocolate-covered caviar | 13 |
| #379 | crystalline cheer | 66 |
| #39 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1 |
| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #201 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #81 | gleaming oyster egg | 7 |
| #40 | government | 5 |
| #205 | government cheese | 8 |
| #77 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1851 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #82 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #257 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #287 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #318 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #174 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 14 |
| #251 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 7 |
| #297 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #86 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 4 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #188 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #168 | moist Crimbo spices | 9 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #87 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 2 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #191 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #197 | old sweatpants | 366 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #69 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 5 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #128 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #102 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #20 | space bar | 2 |
| #183 | space beast fur | 5 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #23 | space invader | 2 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #146 | spooky lasso | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #61 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #179 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #35 | toy accordion | 14 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |