| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| #53 | Cheer-Up soda | 15 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #415 | Crimbo Credit | 5 |
| #40 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 51 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #1050 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 2 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #1513 | Crimbuck | 175 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 4 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #473 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #210 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #196 | alien drugs | 9 |
| #84 | alien force field disruptor bean | 9 |
| #64 | alien protein powder | 3 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #93 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #95 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #11 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #113 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #14 | brown paper bag mask | 554 |
| #13 | brown paper pants | 920 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #94 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #92 | cheer-o-gram | 6 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #38 | chocolate Spider Queen | 1 |
| #82 | chocolate pasta spoon | 11 |
| #113 | chocolate saucepan | 7 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #40 | chocolate-covered caviar | 13 |
| #371 | crystalline cheer | 66 |
| #35 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #75 | gleaming oyster egg | 7 |
| #40 | government | 5 |
| #205 | government cheese | 8 |
| #77 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #80 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #253 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #314 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #166 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 14 |
| #243 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 7 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #85 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 4 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #168 | moist Crimbo spices | 9 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #85 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 2 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #195 | old sweatpants | 366 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #67 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 5 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #99 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #19 | space bar | 2 |
| #181 | space beast fur | 5 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #23 | space invader | 2 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #145 | spooky lasso | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #34 | toy accordion | 14 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |