| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #152 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #181 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 2 |
| #112 | Newbiesport™ tent | 73 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #529 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 8 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #74 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #55 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #43 | abstraction: joy | 2 |
| #56 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #68 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #72 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #67 | abstraction: sensation | 3 |
| #58 | abstraction: thought | 5 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #41 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 14 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #127 | candy cigarette | 19 |
| #33 | chakra malt | 14 |
| #49 | chakra-mental wine | 11 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #95 | cheer-o-gram | 6 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #265 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #43 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #258 | executive mime flask | 2 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #298 | flask of tainted mining oil | 3 |
| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #129 | glass of herbal tequila | 14 |
| #33 | gourmet gourami oil | 49 |
| #225 | government cheese | 5 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #256 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #46 | hambrosier | 11 |
| #133 | hamlet sandwich | 48 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #318 | java cookie | 3 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #241 | nugget of Crimbonium | 10 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #220 | oldcake | 2 |
| #168 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #86 | shot of mescal | 36 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #124 | single atom | 1 |
| #104 | sleeve deuce | 48 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #619 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #209 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 5 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 12 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Professor What | 4 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #158 | unquiet spirits | 8 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #54 | warbear liquid overcoat | 42 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |