| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | Claybender glasses | 11 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Glasses | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 15 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #141 | Ze™ goggles | 23 |
| #177 | actual reality goggles | 5 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #7 | basic meat crossbow | 202 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cheap sunglasses | 30 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #567 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #34 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 21 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #54 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 2 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #9 | worthless gewgaw | 5,754 |
| #9 | worthless knick-knack | 6,448 |
| #13 | worthless trinket | 5,672 |