| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #118 | BACON | 38 |
| #417 | BRICKO brick | 8 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #448 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #184 | Game Grid token | 6 |
| #943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| π₯ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| π₯ | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| π₯ | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #71 | bubbling tempura batter | 6 |
| #97 | clumsiness bark | 11 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #54 | dangerous jerkcicle | 17 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #173 | devilish folio | 3 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #148 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| π₯ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #254 | fat loot token | 10 |
| π₯ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #33 | hambrosier | 23 |
| π₯ | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #60 | hot ashes | 7 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | loadstone | 6 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #165 | lunar isotope | 233 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #1390 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #316 | roasted marshmallow | 107 |
| #1171 | roll of toilet paper | 30 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #86 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 8 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #115 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2225 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #24 | sushi-rolling mat | 2 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #32 | topeΓ© | 1 |
| #161 | topiary nugglet | 5 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #286 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 2 |
| #372 | warbear whosit | 231 |
| #167 | white rice | 12 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |