| #77 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #25 | 99.44% pure math | 3 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #137 | CSA discount card | 20 |
| #260 | CSA fire-starting kit | 40 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #382 | Chroner | 58 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #122 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 39 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #117 | D roll | 110 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #61 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #88 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 3 |
| #101 | Friendliness Beverage | 94 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #29 | Half a Purse | 2 |
| #27 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 2 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #52 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin thighguard | 3 |
| #155 | New Zealand iced tea | 79 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #626 | Schrödinger's thermos | 13 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #216 | Strix stix | 2 |
| #64 | TI-9000 calculator | 50 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #37 | Vicar's Tutu | 2 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #148 | alien drugs | 16 |
| #72 | alien force field disruptor bean | 10 |
| #62 | alien source code printout | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #78 | banjo kazoo mount | 2 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #82 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #96 | blue grass | 15 |
| #1946 | box of sunshine | 71 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #119 | candy cigarette | 21 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #165 | chocolate disco ball | 3 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #157 | chocolate saucepan | 3 |
| #163 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #174 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #140 | chocolate turtle totem | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #195 | cold seal sweat | 15 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #15 | corrupted bird DNA | 3 |
| #50 | crate of firebombs | 32 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #15 | dove DNA | 2 |
| #137 | droll monocle | 8 |
| #604 | dry noodles | 58 |
| #104 | elegant nightstick | 2 |
| #650 | empty agua de vida bottle | 151 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #157 | foetid seal tear | 39 |
| #124 | future drug: Coolscaline | 9 |
| #83 | future drug: Muscularactum | 23 |
| #99 | future drug: Smartinex | 17 |
| #15 | gelatinous meat mass | 7 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #149 | gold tooth | 2 |
| #241 | government cheese | 3 |
| #133 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #149 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
| #10 | handful of napalm | 10 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #170 | high-energy mining laser | 7 |
| #131 | impure gasoline | 10 |
| #545 | irate sombrero | 2 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #175 | jive turkey leg | 8 |
| #113 | kiwi beak | 11 |
| #111 | law-abiding citizen cane | 3 |
| #79 | legitimate business on the beach | 59 |
| #125 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #33 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 41 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #155 | nastygeist | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #211 | non-aged vinegar | 2 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #183 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #118 | outlaw bandana | 2 |
| #126 | pair of government shades | 4 |
| #324 | pasta spoon | 89 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #162 | plain brown wrapper | 4 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #498 | quantum taco | 18 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #178 | radiation-resistant helmet | 7 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| #90 | rocket fuel | 4 |
| #520 | roll of toilet paper | 155 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #172 | salt wages | 5 |
| #543 | saucepan | 72 |
| #97 | scotch on the rocks | 4 |
| #1106 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #551 | scrumptious reagent | 73 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #206 | seal-brain elixir | 2 |
| #419 | seal-clubbing club | 80 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #271 | sealhide seal doll | 2 |
| #32 | seared dino steak | 7 |
| #13 | sentient meat mass | 3 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #185 | silent pea shooter | 3 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #106 | sizzling seal fat | 3 |
| #194 | sleeve deuce | 4 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #25 | snowball | 116 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #23 | space beast fur | 23 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #67 | space junk | 86 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #37 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1370 | stuffed key | 25 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #1794 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #1292 | stuffed treasure chest | 28 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #114 | stuffed zmobie | 14 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #7 | sword hilt | 294 |
| #80 | tainted seal's blood | 5 |
| #99 | tarnished bottlecap | 19 |
| #82 | throwing candy | 16 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #449 | turtle totem | 84 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #127 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
| #73 | unused soap | 35 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #109 | viral DNA | 17 |
| #312 | wang | 6 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #510 | warbear whosit | 47 |
| #232 | whiskey in a broken glass | 2 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #100 | yellow drunki-bear | 6 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |