| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #293 | Misty Cape | 3 |
| #320 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #47 | The Lot's engagement ring | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #99 | accord ion | 2 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #4 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #5 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #5 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #8 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #34 | bowl of topioca | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #1471 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #441 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #548 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #975 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #107 | miniature boiler | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1636 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #333 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #469 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |