| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #99 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 5 |
| #1275 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #49 | Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #613 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 8 |
| #604 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #585 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 6 |
| #691 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 9 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #770 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 4 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #129 | antique bottle opener | 8 |
| #151 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #102 | beer-scented teddy bear | 9 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #658 | bottle of goofballs | 39 |
| #293 | burst hellseal brain | 19 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #90 | comfy pillow | 7 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #233 | fuzzy earmuffs | 12 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #729 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #233 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #46 | gingerbread house | 10 |
| #363 | gold wedding ring | 15 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #227 | grue egg omelette | 13 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #564 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #52 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #501 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #291 | shredded hellseal hide | 16 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #43 | string of Crimbo lights | 10 |
| #1763 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #3926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5335 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4300 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1918 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #1141 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1646 | stuffed monocle | 20 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1795 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #354 | torn hellseal sinew | 11 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #69 | useless powder | 6,139 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |