| #526 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #339 | Feynman gate | 33 |
| #717 | M-242 | 9 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #516 | atomic vector plotter | 6 |
| #460 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 6 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1118 | canteen of wine | 12 |
| #300 | capacitor relay | 40 |
| #311 | carbon nanotube frame | 40 |
| #483 | computronic processing unit | 6 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #132 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 23 |
| #489 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #350 | ion grid | 37 |
| #502 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 6 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #989 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #1197 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #238 | logic synthesizer | 52 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #323 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 27 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #342 | sub-molecular interocitor | 10 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #940 | toy ray gun | 8 |
| #675 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #1276 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #938 | unstable DNA | 43 |
| #1145 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |