| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #123 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbo Credit | 120 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #276 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #123 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 39 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 4 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #117 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 4 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 36 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #156 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 25 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 6 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 41 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 3 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 6 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 30 |
| #128 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 12 |
| #121 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 39 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #200 | D roll | 35 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #100 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 10 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #186 | Friendliness Beverage | 25 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #218 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #86 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1191 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #86 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 15 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #210 | New Zealand iced tea | 35 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #177 | PEEZ dispenser | 41 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #177 | Strix stix | 7 |
| #622 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 10 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #266 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #150 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 100 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #124 | blue grass | 10 |
| #66 | boot knife | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #95 | bread line | 6 |
| #58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #288 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #211 | candy cigarette | 5 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #193 | chakra sludge | 4 |
| #61 | charisma potion | 6 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #227 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #239 | crappy brain | 3 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #151 | decent brain | 38 |
| #68 | diluted makeup | 13 |
| #57 | discarded swimming trunks | 5 |
| #199 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 4 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
| #193 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 4 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #161 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 6 |
| #212 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 3 |
| #266 | discocktail | 7 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #241 | eldritch effluvium | 44 |
| #50 | eldritch essence | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #43 | extremely confusing manual | 8 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #73 | flask of mining oil | 100 |
| #244 | flask of tainted mining oil | 10 |
| 🥈 | foam naval trousers | 4 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #294 | foetid seal tear | 3 |
| #149 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 3 |
| #150 | future drug: Coolscaline | 5 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #170 | good brain | 188 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #81 | handful of Smithereens | 10 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #107 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #89 | hep waders | 3 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #45 | janitor sponge | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 2 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #123 | jive turkey leg | 20 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #155 | legitimate business on the beach | 17 |
| #160 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 4 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #100 | lump of Brituminous coal | 10 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #266 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #356 | negative lump | 2 |
| #118 | neutron lollipop | 5 |
| #131 | non-aged vinegar | 15 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #10 | ornamental sextant | 2 |
| #95 | overloaded micro-reactor | 36 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #119 | peppermint tailings | 252 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #85 | pitted sheet metal | 36 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #111 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #115 | salt wages | 33 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #76 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #100 | sparking robo-battery | 43 |
| #98 | spirit blanket | 4 |
| #135 | spirit gum | 27 |
| #57 | spirit mattress | 8 |
| #117 | spirit pillow | 3 |
| #54 | spirit sheet | 8 |
| #57 | spiritual candy cane | 4 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #158 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #111 | throwing candy | 10 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #76 | unidentified drink | 47 |
| #192 | unquiet spirits | 4 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #246 | warbear battery | 11 |
| #72 | warbear bearserker mead | 9 |
| #217 | warbear beeping telegram | 6 |
| #73 | warbear chemistry lab | 3 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #37 | warbear foil hat | 5 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #106 | warbear gyrocopter | 9 |
| #129 | warbear helm fragment | 54 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #209 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 6 |
| #207 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 6 |
| #246 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 5 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #40 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 15 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #250 | warbear whosit | 606 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #1185 | yellow candy heart | 2 |