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| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
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| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #74 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #115 | How to Play Othello | 3 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #553 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #93 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #94 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #94 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #95 | crident | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #43 | damp bar rag | 19 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #149 | gold tooth | 2 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #68 | lump of goofball ore | 5 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #67 | rattler rattle | 25 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #211 | rose | 3 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #21 | silent H | 10 |
| #41 | silent I | 15 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #111 | silent L | 2 |
| #90 | silent M | 6 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #142 | silent P | 3 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #17 | silent R | 5 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #64 | silent W | 3 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #61 | silent Z | 3 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #71 | skeleton beans | 5 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #100 | spooky lasso | 10 |
| #93 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #788 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 56 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #817 | stuffed Meat | 57 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #619 | stuffed key | 92 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #765 | stuffed mink | 61 |
| #759 | stuffed monocle | 61 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #385 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 54 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed teddy butler | 65 |
| #640 | stuffed tin of caviar | 75 |
| #493 | stuffed treasure chest | 117 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #35 | tiny bowler | 49 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #45 | tiny dancer | 16 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #411 | tiny house | 456 |
| #225 | tiny maracas | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #88 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #120 | useless powder | 2,237 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |