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| #347 | D roll | 1 |
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| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #120 | How to Play Othello | 3 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #567 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #97 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #97 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #96 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #99 | crident | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #43 | damp bar rag | 19 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #193 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #154 | gold tooth | 2 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #108 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #184 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #69 | lump of goofball ore | 5 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #71 | rattler rattle | 25 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #216 | rose | 3 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #21 | silent H | 10 |
| #41 | silent I | 15 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #113 | silent L | 2 |
| #90 | silent M | 6 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #143 | silent P | 3 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #17 | silent R | 5 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #64 | silent W | 3 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #62 | silent Z | 3 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #73 | skeleton beans | 5 |
| #241 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #101 | spooky lasso | 10 |
| #94 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #179 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #787 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 56 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #817 | stuffed Meat | 57 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #621 | stuffed key | 92 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #766 | stuffed mink | 61 |
| #769 | stuffed monocle | 61 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #389 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 54 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #731 | stuffed teddy butler | 65 |
| #643 | stuffed tin of caviar | 75 |
| #493 | stuffed treasure chest | 117 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #163 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #181 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #37 | tiny bowler | 49 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #198 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #44 | tiny dancer | 16 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #412 | tiny house | 456 |
| #225 | tiny maracas | 4 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 4 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #92 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 1 |
| #238 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #120 | useless powder | 2,237 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |