| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #446 | Amulet of Yendor | 48 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1513 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #5 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 17,923 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| 🥉 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 18,617 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #6 | Imp Ale | 96,228 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #5 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 18,715 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #5 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 19,264 |
| #18 | Mad Train wine | 24,414 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #4 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 6 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2370 | badass belt | 21 |
| #467 | bag of airline peanuts | 65 |
| #5 | bilge wine | 17,376 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #234 | black snowcone | 16 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #239 | blue glowstick | 7 |
| #123 | blue snowcone | 171 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2258 | box of sunshine | 53 |
| #677 | brick | 53 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #396 | clown hammer | 75 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #487 | defective skull | 44 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1181 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #567 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #4 | evil golden arches | 19,754 |
| #347 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 84 |
| #170 | fake fake vomit | 171 |
| #324 | fake hand | 85 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #185 | fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | ghuol guolash | 16,955 |
| #9 | gob of wet hair | 13,243 |
| #402 | green candy heart | 44 |
| #94 | green snowcone | 239 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #9 | heavy metal sonata | 666 |
| #11 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 666 |
| #52 | herb brownies | 425 |
| 🥉 | hot wing | 72,283 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #339 | jazz soap | 88 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #364 | joybuzzer | 84 |
| #521 | lavender candy heart | 23 |
| #5 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 2 |
| #361 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 82 |
| #9 | marzipan skull | 16,933 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #465 | orange candy heart | 44 |
| #146 | orange snowcone | 198 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #525 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 48 |
| #387 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 81 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #438 | pink candy heart | 42 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #80 | purple glowstick | 18 |
| #124 | purple snowcone | 226 |
| #82 | red snowcone | 268 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1547 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #437 | rubber emo roe | 74 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | sangria del diablo | 3 |
| #7 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2,533 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #3307 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3995 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2705 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2363 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #6 | wax lips | 2 |
| #470 | white candy heart | 38 |
| #525 | whoopie cushion | 61 |
| #457 | wind-up chattering teeth | 70 |
| #432 | x-ray specs | 48 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #529 | yellow candy heart | 45 |
| #34 | yellow glowstick | 24 |
| #397 | yellow snowcone | 87 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |