| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #448 | Amulet of Yendor | 48 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #5 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 17,923 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| 🥉 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 18,617 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #6 | Imp Ale | 96,228 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #5 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 18,715 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #5 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 19,264 |
| #17 | Mad Train wine | 24,414 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #4 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 6 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #468 | bag of airline peanuts | 65 |
| #5 | bilge wine | 17,376 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #234 | black snowcone | 16 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #239 | blue glowstick | 7 |
| #123 | blue snowcone | 171 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1128 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2258 | box of sunshine | 53 |
| #676 | brick | 53 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #395 | clown hammer | 75 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #488 | defective skull | 44 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #568 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #4 | evil golden arches | 19,754 |
| #350 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 84 |
| #173 | fake fake vomit | 171 |
| #327 | fake hand | 85 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #185 | fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | ghuol guolash | 16,955 |
| #8 | gob of wet hair | 13,243 |
| #402 | green candy heart | 44 |
| #94 | green snowcone | 239 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #10 | heavy metal sonata | 666 |
| #11 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 666 |
| #52 | herb brownies | 425 |
| 🥉 | hot wing | 72,283 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #340 | jazz soap | 88 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #366 | joybuzzer | 84 |
| #522 | lavender candy heart | 23 |
| #5 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 2 |
| #359 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 82 |
| #10 | marzipan skull | 16,933 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #467 | orange candy heart | 44 |
| #146 | orange snowcone | 198 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #526 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 48 |
| #388 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 81 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #440 | pink candy heart | 42 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #81 | purple glowstick | 18 |
| #124 | purple snowcone | 226 |
| #82 | red snowcone | 268 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #438 | rubber emo roe | 74 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | sangria del diablo | 3 |
| #7 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2,533 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #5 | wax lips | 2 |
| #473 | white candy heart | 38 |
| #527 | whoopie cushion | 61 |
| #456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 70 |
| #433 | x-ray specs | 48 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #532 | yellow candy heart | 45 |
| #34 | yellow glowstick | 24 |
| #401 | yellow snowcone | 87 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |