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| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #294 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 72 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #172 | batblade | 23 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #169 | bloody beer | 164 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1620 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #64 | broken cellular phone | 109 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #217 | gnatwing | 28 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | penguin skin | 3,172 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #160 | ten-leaf clover | 197 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #964 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | yellow striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |