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| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #294 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 72 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #174 | batblade | 23 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #169 | bloody beer | 164 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #64 | broken cellular phone | 109 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #218 | gnatwing | 28 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #576 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | penguin skin | 3,172 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #161 | ten-leaf clover | 197 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #966 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | yellow striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |