| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #512 | CRIMBCO scrip | 440 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | S.O.C.K. | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #31 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 4 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1,594 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| 🥇 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1,377 |
| 🥈 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 714 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| 🥇 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 671 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #57 | ballast turtle | 19 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #36 | boxcar turtle | 17 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #58 | cigar box turtle | 18 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #37 | giraffe-necked turtle | 52 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #54 | gummi turtle | 46 |
| #35 | hedgeturtle | 128 |
| #113 | helmet turtle | 1,062 |
| #128 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2,049 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #42 | irradiated turtle | 52 |
| #128 | knobby helmet turtle | 3 |
| #58 | linoleum helmet turtle | 2 |
| #203 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 10 |
| #13 | meaty helmet turtle | 42 |
| #33 | mocking turtle | 56 |
| #49 | musk turtle | 19 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #74 | painted turtle | 6 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #87 | programmable turtle | 7 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #88 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 3 |
| #91 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 2 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 3 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #42 | skeletortoise | 11 |
| #145 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #47 | soup turtle | 4 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #48 | stone turtle | 2 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #992 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #514 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 32 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #983 | tiny plastic killer bee | 18 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #851 | tiny plastic stab bat | 21 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |