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| #356 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #540 | Chroner | 2 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #236 | D roll | 23 |
| #197 | Friendliness Beverage | 20 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1212 | Imp Ale | 31 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #319 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #245 | New Zealand iced tea | 23 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #739 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #143 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 37 |
| #149 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 26 |
| #145 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 28 |
| #137 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 35 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #365 | bloody beer | 31 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #954 | bottle of tequila | 7 |
| #683 | bottle of vodka | 11 |
| #872 | bottle of whiskey | 13 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #294 | bubblin' crude | 27 |
| #391 | bullet-proof corduroys | 6 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #118 | can of black paint | 3 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #385 | distressed denim pants | 5 |
| #213 | droll monocle | 2 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #655 | empty agua de vida bottle | 150 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #205 | fat loot token | 15 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #409 | filthy lucre | 94 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #201 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #84 | ghost key | 4 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #288 | grapefruit | 26 |
| #101 | groose grease | 2 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #193 | kiwi | 13 |
| #207 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #375 | lemon | 111 |
| #163 | library card | 3 |
| #136 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 7 |
| #212 | loadstone | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #896 | old sweatpants | 56 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #419 | orange | 31 |
| #29 | painted turtle | 29 |
| #193 | papaya sling | 9 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #158 | peach | 7 |
| #139 | pear | 8 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #234 | plastic guitar | 8 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #234 | plum | 2 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #50 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 8 |
| #17 | rat tooth polish | 2 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #2055 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #103 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #67 | scotch on the rocks | 8 |
| #684 | scrumptious reagent | 25 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #160 | silent pea shooter | 5 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2052 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #315 | strawberry | 58 |
| #76 | strawberry daiquiri | 91 |
| #327 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #92 | sugar sheet | 247 |
| #142 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 16 |
| #32 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 20 |
| #30 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 21 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #55 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 14 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 6 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 16 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 13 |
| #27 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 10 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #41 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 16 |
| #38 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 6 |
| #44 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 7 |
| #153 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 16 |
| #75 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 5 |
| #125 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 12 |
| #40 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 17 |
| #12 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 10 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #39 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 17 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 18 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 8 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 8 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #852 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #497 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #549 | tomato | 37 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #61 | whiskey sour | 53 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #738 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #768 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |