| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1396 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #358 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 3 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #548 | Chroner | 2 |
| #759 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #236 | D roll | 23 |
| #196 | Friendliness Beverage | 20 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1211 | Imp Ale | 31 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #242 | New Zealand iced tea | 23 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #312 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| π₯ | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #738 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| π₯ | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #141 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 37 |
| #147 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 26 |
| #143 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 28 |
| #135 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 35 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #363 | bloody beer | 31 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #955 | bottle of tequila | 7 |
| #685 | bottle of vodka | 11 |
| #871 | bottle of whiskey | 13 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #290 | bubblin' crude | 27 |
| #392 | bullet-proof corduroys | 6 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #117 | can of black paint | 3 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1026 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1471 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #382 | distressed denim pants | 5 |
| #213 | droll monocle | 2 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #653 | empty agua de vida bottle | 150 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| π₯ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #206 | fat loot token | 15 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #411 | filthy lucre | 94 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #80 | ghost key | 4 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #287 | grapefruit | 26 |
| #101 | groose grease | 2 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| π₯ | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #191 | kiwi | 13 |
| #206 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #373 | lemon | 111 |
| #162 | library card | 3 |
| #134 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 7 |
| #207 | loadstone | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #890 | old sweatpants | 56 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #417 | orange | 31 |
| #28 | painted turtle | 29 |
| #192 | papaya sling | 9 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #157 | peach | 7 |
| #137 | pear | 8 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #233 | plastic guitar | 8 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #233 | plum | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #50 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 8 |
| #17 | rat tooth polish | 2 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #102 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #65 | scotch on the rocks | 8 |
| #685 | scrumptious reagent | 25 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #161 | silent pea shooter | 5 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2043 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #314 | strawberry | 58 |
| #76 | strawberry daiquiri | 91 |
| #325 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #92 | sugar sheet | 247 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 16 |
| #32 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 20 |
| #30 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 21 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #54 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 14 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 6 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 16 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 13 |
| #27 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 10 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #41 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 16 |
| #38 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 6 |
| #42 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 7 |
| #151 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #42 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 16 |
| #74 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 5 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 12 |
| #39 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 17 |
| #12 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 10 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #38 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 17 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 18 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 8 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 8 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyβ’ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #493 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #548 | tomato | 37 |
| π₯ | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #62 | whiskey sour | 53 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |